Just… Trust Me

On chilly winter days, when you may be hesitant to leave the steamy comfort of your hot shower, why let those precious moments of warm procrastination swirl down the drain? You’re naked anyway – use them for burlesque practice!

Not all moves are equally shower-friendly, so plan your drills wisely. Here are some handy tips for safe and efficient bath-time rehearsals:

DO: experiment with ass-shimmy variations
DON’T: work on complex footwork or turns
DO: twirl your imaginary tassels
DON’T: practice walking in heels
DO: keep it short and sweet – prunes aren’t sexy
DON’T: take any of this seriously. I jest.

But seriously, folks: the footwork thing? Yeah, just trust me on that.

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